So, the Patriots lost. I guess that happens from time to time. It was a tough night to be a Patriots fan; really it wasn’t so much the loss as the smugness of people who didn’t want them to win. I perhaps don’t understand the hate against the Patriots because I became a Patriots fan… Continue reading I’m a Patriots Fan and That’s Ok.
My name is Ofmommy. Actually it’s Brutus the Wonder Pup but for some reason mommy said that I should say Ofmommy. She says it’s funny. My mommy sometimes doesn’t make any sense. Like sometimes she makes food and doesn’t give me any. Sometimes I even tell her that it looks like she’s getting a little… Continue reading Handdog’s Tail (yup, that’s the title)
Recently I devoured a burger, really just shoved that thing in my mouth – I didn’t have much of a choice because it was so thick (and does it sound sexual? Yes, but eating that burger was a sexual experience). I had burger juice dribbling down my chin; my hands smelled like onions and beef.… Continue reading I Care about the Earth, kind of…
I don’t believe in resolutions for the new year nor self-improvement really (I’ve made mention of this before); but recently, as I stood up and my knee was like, ‘wanna rethink that one?’, I thought to myself, ‘Bex, you’re in your 30s now (but I basically look like a baby prostitute, only with the cynicism… Continue reading Life is Sweet
Show Up: Work is like working out: the hardest part is getting there (although you rarely leave work with the endorphin high and feeling of accomplishment that comes from the gym. Also make sure to get to the gym if you do go to work, because you’ll find that this weird pouch starts to develop… Continue reading 5 Ways to Succeed at Your Job without Really Trying
Of all the people in the office, this person is by far the one most likely to murder you, stuff you, and play with you like a life-sized dead Barbie. This is the person who obviously learned how to smile by reading a book and diligently practicing in a house with no mirrors. She practiced… Continue reading People In Your Office: The Creepy Smiler
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