Show Up: Work is like working out: the hardest part is getting there (although you rarely leave work with the endorphin high and feeling of accomplishment that comes from the gym. Also make sure to get to the gym if you do go to work, because you’ll find that this weird pouch starts to develop… Continue reading 5 Ways to Succeed at Your Job without Really Trying
Of all the people in the office, this person is by far the one most likely to murder you, stuff you, and play with you like a life-sized dead Barbie. This is the person who obviously learned how to smile by reading a book and diligently practicing in a house with no mirrors. She practiced… Continue reading People In Your Office: The Creepy Smiler
Source: High Anxiety
When I was little my mother told me, “one day a truck might hit you and you won’t look so adorable.’ Looking back now, I realize that perhaps my mother was encouraging me to develop character or a better personality or, at least, some morals. Of course, that’s not the message I took away, mostly… Continue reading High Anxiety
If I could be any mythical creature, I would want to be a dragon. I don’t even need to create my own seven-course meal on Buzzfeed to learn this information. Buzzfeed can’t even guess my age and height based on my Netflix TV choices, so I’ve lost a lot of faith in their quizzes ability… Continue reading I’d like to be a Dragon!
I’m writing to confess that I am a serial plant killer. It’s not that I want to be, but something inside me is broken. I’m making no renovations. I rather like being broke, it gives me a false sense of personality. When I went to college, my mother bought me a cactus as a companion… Continue reading Herbicidal Maniac
This is the transcript of a candid interview with an overly earnest Nero in the year 66AD. Everything he said was spoken from a place of truth and love and without any guile. His devotion to the people of Rome was truly awe-inspiring. No one has cared more about Romans than Nero. If there is… Continue reading Interview with Nero