This is the transcript of a candid interview with an overly earnest Nero in the year 66AD. Everything he said was spoken from a place of truth and love and without any guile. His devotion to the people of Rome was truly awe-inspiring. No one has cared more about Romans than Nero. If there is… Continue reading Interview with Nero
I’m not sure how much I support science and no this isn’t because I’m holding some long-standing grudge against my freshman Earth Science teacher for being such a shitty teacher that I only got an 89 on my Regents Exam. An 89. That’s a B+. Do you know how much you have to get wrong… Continue reading Science Is Scary
I, like many humans, find much fuel in hatred. I am usually at my laziest when apathy takes me over. I’m useless when I’m in love, but thankfully that only happens when I have a cake in front of me. Currently I have a cake in front of me, but thankfully it rained all day… Continue reading My Hate List
I’ve heard it said that you should dress for the job you want. My philosophy, dress for the job that you don’t want to get fired from. I should note here that I don’t have a strong desire to hold a higher position than I do now, mostly because I’ve learned from observation that those… Continue reading Dressing for Success
It’s a new year and time for all of us to take up unrealistic expectations of ourselves and what our futures might hold. Now I’m not cynical or dicky enough to begrudge someone their resolutions. If a person wants to use the New Year as a starting point to discover a better self, more power… Continue reading Resolutions: how I vow never to be a better person.
Disclaimer: I would never sleep with a married man; in fact, I would never do anything with a man attached to another person and this isn’t like one of those times when a person insists that they’r… Source: Bill Belichick: The Sexiest Patriot
Disclaimer: I would never sleep with a married man; in fact, I would never do anything with a man attached to another person and this isn’t like one of those times when a person insists that they’re not racist, but they also actually are. So if I mention that I would like to sleep with… Continue reading Bill Belichick: The Sexiest Patriot